Just for the record...
Excitedi ain't dead... Nope! Not dead.. not at all... not me. no deadsies... none... zilch!
I thought today would be a good day to return here, cause today is cold, rainy, and my birthday.. Huzzah.
I have reached the miraculous age of 21.... Where are my wings you ask... what wings I cry as I withdraw a blade from beneath my coat and run my enemies through.
Stop smoking crack I'm told... Told... Tooooolllddd... Tolled. Wait.. What? I have no money for your tolls. All I ever wanted was a simple piece of cheese... Brie... none of your fancy Irish crap.. just give me some plain and simple brie, fried lightly in a crumbly biscuit base til golden brown.
Barrrrrryyyy..... My cake is moist. Help me!
I'll never eat it all by my onesies... You have a slice! (A proper slice)
I LUVZ YEZ ALLZ SOZ MUCH (no Z here) incorrect grammar gets my goat.. sheep and/or frog.
Yeah... Why can't something get my frog? I need the goat for milk and a crime fighting sidekick. All the frog does is piss in the bath and wank. What a selfish prick... I swear... One of these days I'm gonna move outta this hole and become a star... like a singer on Broadway, except less gay. (obviously)
Ooooookkkkkay... The rant (which has been building up for like, forever (girlfriend) is now released)
Did you see? Did you see what I did there? Brackets... within brackets... I'm a genius.. I'll make a fortune... I'll ... I'll... I'll put the kettle on. I owe you all (and I mean all... Danny specifically) tea (I'll come to Oz, by jesus you watch me) Whether I buy it, boil it or throw it... I will have my tea... in this life or the next.
I made a mistake coming here... You all think I'm mad. Wait... why didn't I get any soup? Anyway... You can huff and puff but my candle bread house ain't never and I mean never) coming down muthafuuuucka.... (random tongue lolling and complicated hand gestures.)
In closing, I believe the difference between the two is such, that a midget wearing a rather dapper hat, could recognise the diversity experienced when pooping into a cup. Or not... what the hell do I know?
Finally, I would like to acknowledge some of the people who have been of a major significance in my life this past year:
Thank you, and good night.
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If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
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If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
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~"Ok.If he is alive.Will he be able to chase us?Because if i woke up lookin like that.I would run to the closest living thing and kill it" Master Shake.
Lavi: tyki i love yuu!((you))
Tyki: D;! i thought you loved me!*runs*
EAT ME CUZ I'M DUMB AS HELL!!
To stop a ginger FROM stealing your life energy, you have to throw fudge at it. Otherwise, it will suckle at your aura, siphoning it out bit by bit, much like the new born at it's mother's teat... yes... teat!
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Goddamn it! Where the hell are my pants?
yeah we're so fucking cool with our movie making, someday we'll be making awesome movies and people'll be all like "whoa!" and i'll be like "p'cheh" and you'll be like "yuh-huh" and they'll be like "omg lol rofl stfu omfg ucg rte iadt etc" because we'll be living in an age where the need for proper speech has been eradicated so we communicate in a series of encrypted messages and strategically placed punctuation marks :-D like so.
aah....them were the days, i tells ya. use your time wisely my dear.
tally ho!
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I watch
The patchwork farms
Slow fade
Into the ocean's arms.
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I watch
The patchwork farms
Slow fade
Into the ocean's arms.
Momo?
Yes it is!
Herro! How goes the.. stuff?
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Goddamn it! Where the hell are my pants?
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Keep her country!
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